What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:15
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
No way
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Coating satellites with super-black paint Vantablack could help fight light pollution crisis - Space
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Rocket Report: SpaceX’s 500th Falcon launch; why did UK’s Reaction Engines fail? - Ars Technica
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
So they tried
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Panama Canal boss warns MSC ports deal threatens principle of neutrality - ft.com
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No One in the Movies Stays Dead Anymore - Yahoo
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!